What was it you wanted to hear?
That I have a Career (the CEO was my neighbor)
That I am going back to School (we didn’t talk about the money)
That I have a Tattoo (just one)

What was it you wanted to hear?
That I make art (just for me)
That I do drugs (only the right ones)
That, yes, I’ve definitely listened to the Buzzcocks (more than once)

Better hurry!

What was it you wanted to hear?
That I am a dirty wad of play doh
That I am covered in your hair and his opinions
Please, Dear Reader, mold me!
Bounce me like a ball, put me in your pocket!
Show me to your mom (wash me first)!
Heat me up, roll me out
I’m on sale!
Pick me!
Pick me!

That’ll be $2.99, ma’am.